A Monster-Healing Series

Dr. Tilde

Deep in a hollow redwood, a kindly doctor keeps her door open to every beast and monster in need. Come meet the patients.

Story One

Dr. Tilde & the Cyclops

A weepy one-eyed Cyclops shuffles in, terrified he's losing his sight. What follows is a gentle, funny little tale about being brave at the doctor — told in rhyme, start to finish.

~2 minute animated short From the Chapbook by Gary Wood Rated G for Gigantic hearts
Meet the Monsters

Every patient has a story

Tap a card to peek at the expression sheets from the studio. More monsters join the waiting room with every new tale.

Portrait of Dr. Tilde

Dr. Tilde

Monster Physician

Calm, warm, and unshakeable. Dr. Tilde has patched up trolls, fitted glasses on goblins, and never once flinched at a fang. She meets every monster with the same steady kindness — and a knowing little smile.

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Portrait of The Cyclops

The Cyclops

Story One Patient

A big, hairy, one-eyed softie who can pummel a victim but sobs at his own boo-boos. When his single eye starts to cloud over, he shuffles to the clinic in tears — and leaves with a shiny new monocle and his swagger restored.

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The Series

One clinic. Endless monsters.

Dr. Tilde is an ongoing storybook series — each tale a new creature, a new ailment, and the same big-hearted doctor. Here's what's on the schedule.

Dr. Tilde and the CyclopsNow Playing
Story One

Dr. Tilde & the Cyclops

A one-eyed Cyclops fears he's going blind. A cataract, a tiny operation, and one very fancy monocle later, he skulks back into the countryside with his pride — and his eyesight — fully restored.

Coming soon

The Troll's Toothache

A bridge-dwelling troll with a cavity the size of a cave.

In the works

The Ghost Who Couldn't Sleep

Insomnia is no fun when you haunt the night shift.

On the whiteboard

The Dragon's Hiccups

Every hiccup sets the curtains on fire. A delicate case.

Want to know when the next monster limps through the door? Follow the series →

The Playroom

Color the Monster Clinic

Grab your crayons! Print these pages out, or send them to a tablet to color in. Six scenes from the Cyclops's visit — with more from every new story to come.

Line-art coloring page: The Monster Clinic

The Monster Clinic

Line-art coloring page: Dr. Tilde

Dr. Tilde

Line-art coloring page: The Cyclops

The Cyclops

Line-art coloring page: The Waiting Room

The Waiting Room

Line-art coloring page: A Brand-New Monocle

A Brand-New Monocle

Line-art coloring page: Eye Can See!

Eye Can See!

Want the whole coloring book?

All six pages in one printable PDF — perfect for a rainy afternoon at the kitchen table.

Download all 6 pages (PDF)
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GW
Author & Poet
The Storyteller

Dreamed up by Gary Wood

The Dr. Tilde tales come straight from Gary Wood's Chapbook — a collection of warm, rhyming stories written to be read aloud to little ones (and the young at heart).

Each one follows the same gentle idea: a monster that seems scary turns out to be soft, worried, and just in need of a little care. Dr. Tilde is always there to give it.

“Everything back the way it's supposed to be — thanks to the curative ministrations of Dr. Tilde.”